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The goal of his studies was to create the worst joke possible. Found inside – Page 63“Just tell her a joke Friday night. I am sure by Monday morning she'll get it.” He could hardly finish the sentence as he burst in a loud laugh. “Very funny ... Found inside – Page 114a point or a joke . I prayed Bill would let me finish my sentences the way he let Dennis Miller finish his fresh material about Barney Frank's gayness . Found inside – Page 175I couldn't even finish the sentence without laughing. ... Bear can do without for a bad joke but your jokes are the funniest thing anyone has ever heard? Found inside – Page 235Lisa says, finishing her sentence for her. ... trouble articulating why this kind of humor is problematic, they imply that these would be “dirty" jokes. Found inside – Page 20In this chapter, Steve explains how to constructjokes and deliver them in a ... give no guarantee that the morning after ou finish reading this book you ... Found inside – Page 13As we eat, Mike jokes, “You know what's better than melted cheese?" then nods at Pa, then Ava, who nod back at him. ... “Cheese," they finish his sentence. Found insideEveryone started to cough intensely, as though they had heard the funniest joke. ... However, before he could finish his sentence, a bottle of wine flew ... Found inside – Page 45... would finish each other's sentences and laugh at each other's jokes. She even laughed at his corny jokes, the ones that really aren't that funny unless ... Found inside – Page 220And Upwards of 1000 Jokes, Puns, Epigrams, Jeux D'esprit, &c. ... but being at some loss how to finish his sentence , said , “ * Pray , gentlemen , what ... Found inside... asked a slew of celebrities to finish this sentence: There oughta be a law. ... —Samuel L. Jackson “...against people who make jokes that aren't jokes. And stop the world to do so. 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If you are of a mind to give my client a prison sentence , Your Honour ... Found inside – Page 87Laugh at his jokes (when they're funny). Boys can be very very funny. ... him not to tell the same joke over and over! 88. Let him finish his own sentences. Found insideHe used a different accent for jokes, though I couldn't tell what kind of accent it was ... Pretending to be—” Kolya pointed at me to finish the sentence. Found inside... But she sees me shaking my head, and she doesn't finish the sentence. ... It's weird, but I guess you don't meet a lot of funny women, you know? Found insidefinishing that sentence. Claire says: Yes, Hunter S. Thompson might also be useful. Mischa says: I'm starting to wonder, though, if two jokes in the same ... Found inside – Page 372“I hate it when he makes jokes,” Phillytoes waved his thumb in Somebody's direction. ... he hesitated unable to finish the sentence. Found insideWrite the word to finish the sentence : joke Write your own sentence using the word : Page 19 100 Write - and - Learn Sight Word Practice Pages funny Green ... Found inside – Page 5They could finish each other's sentences and they loved ridiculous talking-animal jokes, making them up, jokes that were funny only to them. Found inside – Page 294Accidentally quoting lyrics may be funny or embarrassing, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. ... She never lets anyone finish a sentence. Found inside – Page 72... and at one point Griffith is barely able to finish his sentence through his emotion. ... There is nothing funny about the untimely death of a child, ... Found inside – Page 16Patsy didn't finish the sentence, now that she was alone in the room. ... If he wasn't telling a funny story, he was playing some joke on anyone ... Found inside – Page 110Be careful of jokes . A quick and dirty way to die in front of an audience is to tell a joke that isn't funny . 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